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This is a religion for everyone who knows that Food, Games, Masturbation/Sex and Metal are the true meaning of life, we belive really hard in these four things. And if you feel that you want to belong to the fellowship, we would be very happy. Here is the information you're going to need if you want to become a follower of Mou. Besides Mou stands for MultinationalMasturbation Union, in swedish that is "Multinationell Onanist Unionen".
He have sent us four holy saints to our world and they are:
The Holy Saints
Lassie (Represent Metal)
Flipper (Represent Masturbation/Sex)
Willy (Represent Food)
Doris (Represent Games)
They came down to earth and blessed humanity with these 4 holy things, they're all actors in television and famous all over the world. Just to insure themselves that everyone sits down, eat some listen to some music and just mastrubate to whatever is shown at the screen. And we're all very grateful for the exist of all these things.
Once in our lifetime we need to do a holy pilgrimage, the pilgrimage is to get to Göteborg which is in Sweden. Then you have to go to a place named Gårdsten and find a certain tree . And once you found the tree you need too "olla" or "snigla" it.
For these who dont know what "olla" is, here is an explansion: Olla is when you pull your foreskin back, and apply your glans (the top of the penis) on the object you want to olla. And "snigla" is for womens, and if you ain't to dumb you might find that out yourself.
People who have done the holy pilgrimage to our holy tree:
*GayLord*
*CowMaker*
*FamilyGay*
*Sars*
*Yggdrasil*
*GitarrenMedDildo*
Positions:
GayLord (Follower/ Founder)
CowMaker (Lassies HighPriest/ Founder)
Sars (Willys HighPriest)
Hövve (Doris HighPriest)
FamilyGay (Flippers HighPriest)
Gurkan (Follower)
Gustaf (Follower)
TheDoll (Follower)
Hoppetutten(Follower)
Ollonstam(Follower)
Sniffe-Piffan(Follower)
Alltost (Drunken Follower)
The Thing (Stupid Follower)
Kirri (Fat Follower)
Gitarren Med Dildo (Ugly/Black Follower)
Xenia (Horny Follower)
Ryssen (White Follower)
Yggdrasil (Cock Follower)
Ariska Jätten (Giant Follower)
